Are you the only one who removes lint from the dryer screen?
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There’s no logical reason why nachos should not be considered breakfast food.
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Having air conditioning makes me a much more patient and tolerable person
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Man can not live on tacos alone, but I’d like to try.
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The comfort I have in losing has always hindered me from winning.
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I hate the sound of my voice…when there’s nothing to say.
Not a “morning person”, but you’re still an asshole till tomorrow morning.
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Ghosts would like all the skeptics to know that…Past lives matter 👻👻👻
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Flipping a water bottle and landing it upright, isn’t an accomplishment…chill.
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I determine how hard I’ve worked by the sweat on my underwear.