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Most of the time when standing still, my feet feel like running.
Toss the Electoral College and replace it with a March Madness Bracket.
It’s hard to be angry when listening to the “Humpty Dance” song.
People who are easily upset are often the most difficult to please.
Dinner always tastes so much better when someone makes it for you.
There isn’t a need for scented trash bags, we know garbage smells.