Leaving an empty toilet paper roll is like setting karma’s alarm clock.
This whole country is just a bunch of addicts…see Pumpkin Spice.
Are you the only one who removes lint from the dryer screen?
There’s no logical reason why nachos should not be considered breakfast food.
Having air conditioning makes me a much more patient and tolerable person
Man can not live on tacos alone, but I’d like to try.
The comfort I have in losing has always hindered me from winning.